Dude, where’s my Glock?

Published 7:08 pm Tuesday, December 23, 2014

Colorado, the first state to legalize recreational marijuana sales, now is considering a ballot measure to allow pot smokers to carry concealed firearms.

Sounds OK, since weed users are likely to lose their guns under the sofa cushions anyway.

Coming soon to a theater near you: Bowing to pressure from President Barack Obama, Sony Entertainment announced Tuesday that “The Interview,” the comic lark about assassinating North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un, will be released to theaters on Christmas Day after all.

In a case of life imitating movie art, the announcement made the vertically (but not horizontally) challenged despot’s head explode.

What a trip it’s been: Dick Van Dyke, who turned 89 Dec. 13, plans to publish a book on living well in your golden years. His secret? Keep moving.

Oh, and also watch out for the ottoman in the middle of the living room. That’s a broken hip waiting to happen.

— Mark Carlson, Herald staff