Men, listen to Fox; save your masculinity from women

Published 1:30 am Thursday, April 17, 2025

According to Fox News’ Jesse Watters, tariffs will bring back manly jobs to the U.S., curbing the decline of masculinity due to too much estrogen exposure from working alongside women.

Men, your non-work life is even more dangerous to your masculinity. Imagine how much estrogen you are absorbing from sleeping with a woman for six to eight hours a night. Your masculinity is declining exponentially nightly from such proximity. And, conversely, imagine how much testosterone she is absorbing from you during that time. If you happen to be an abuser, she might even get strong enough to nail you where it counts.

Men, my advice: limit affection to and sex to 5 minutes; then go sleep in a different bedroom! Or, simply, live without us, to save your masculinity!

Thanks to Fox News for its very important facts about tariffs and masculinity!

Joyce Yates

Snohomish