Listen my children

Published 12:01 am Tuesday, June 7, 2011

And we shall blog: Wikipedia, which typically allows anyone to edit its online encyclopedia, has locked its entry on Paul Revere after dozens of changes were made to reflect Sarah Palin’s version of Revere’s midnight ride.

But Wikipedia didn’t lock the entry down quick enough. History now reflects how Palin and her husband, Todd, joined Revere on snowmobiles to warn the British that the lamestream media was planning to play “gotcha” with the founding fathers.

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One with relish: Congressman Anthony Weiner, D-Ball Park, admitted that he had sent a photo of his underwear-clad crotch via Twitter to a Seattle woman and had lied in his earlier denials about the photo. But he said he would not resign over the controversy.

Fortunately for Weiner, his Wikipedia entry has been changed to show that he sent a photo of a foil-wrapped hot dog dressed with mustard, onions and sauerkraut.

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One if by Twitter, two if by Facebook: Former Pennsylvania Sen. Rick Santorum, R-Please Don’t Google Me, announced his run for the Republican nomination for president and made his case for tea party support by criticizing the Obama administration’s health care reforms.

Santorum’s Wikipedia entry now reflects his new name: Rick Revere.