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In the meadow we can build a snowman
Build a snowman
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My sources say no
Concentrate and ask again: A bipartisan panel is expected to release today a new map of Washington state’s…
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Who blinked?
They say their small hearts grew three sizes that day: House Republicans and Speaker John Boehner, at the…
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Welcome aboard the S.S. Adipose
Does this lifesaver come in a XXL? Washington State Ferries has reduced the capacity of its ferries, not…
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Dear Leader departed
Fatally Il: Following the death of Kim Jong Il, North Korea has begun an 11-day period of mourning…
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On Comet
Quick Before It Melts: A comet that strayed within 75,000 miles of the sun’s surface, exposing it to…
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This TV is just right
Does this thing get Animal Planet? A cable TV repairman was surprised to find a sleeping 500-pound bear…
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Caddyshack 2: Carl Spackler vs. the Elk Herd
Is that a 5-iron or 7-iron shot? State Fish and Wildlife officials say they plan to hunt and…
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Trump, I’m fired
Trump Busey 2012: Donald Trump, R-Golden Comb Over, announced he was backing out of his offer to moderate…
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Friday’s Funny
A French information technology company plans to eliminate email as a way for employees to communicate.