It’s a bash for the bosom. A “celebration of the chesticle.” Everett’s Lowell Art Works begins its “Breasts of the Northwest” exhibition Saturday.
Not to be confused with the ongoing performance art exhibit at Honey’s on Highway 99, “Breasts of the Northwest” features the work of legitimate artists — creators whose work you can proudly display on the wall of your happening 1970s bachelor pad.
The show isn’t just about titillation, but is meant to inspire thought about censorship in our society. It’s also expected to inspire greater interest in art among infants and men ages 12 to 110.
Meanwhile, in doughnut news, a mystery creature has been stealing jelly doughnuts from a bear hunter in Florida.
Officials say it could be an orangutan, but they haven’t ruled out Bigfoot. Or it could be that the hunter’s target is smarter than the average bear and couldn’t resist his pic-a-nic basket.
And a Spokane man ran into the store for doughnuts, only to have his SUV repossessed with his two children inside.
The kids (let’s call them Bart and Lisa) were returned safe to their dad (we’ll call him Homer). Reached for comment, Homer only said, “Mmmmmmmm.”
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