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The Buzz: Cheer up, Kristi; the new jobs sounds perfect for cosplay
We applied for the job opening at the Shield of the Americas, but the superhero costume wasn’t 2XL.
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The Buzz: In celebration of bunnies, from Bugs to Bad
We can’t help but see some characteristics shared between Elmer Fudd and Donald Trump.
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The Buzz: ‘Smile, Darn Ya, Smile’ when addressing the president
Reporters must remember to grin when asking President Trump about Epstein’s sexual assault victims.
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The Buzz: Cpl. Veronika, you’re being sent to defend Greenland
Cows have been hiding their ability to use tools. Is the bovine revolution at hand?
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The Buzz: Have we thanked Trump even once for all he’s done?
Mr. President, please accept this gold-toned plastic ‘Best Stepdad Ever’ trophy as a token of our thanks.
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The Buzz: Greenland, triple cheeseburgers and Nobels up for grabs
While Trump tries to flip an Arctic nation, RFK Jr. flips the food pyramid to make McDonald’s MAHA.
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The Buzz: Don’t mind us; we’re just sitting here silently, influencing
The kids are making money off boredom. It’s just the kind of sloth we all should celebrate.
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The Buzz: A look back – peaking above hands over our eyes – at 2025
Just a reminder that what doesn’t kill you ought to make you laugh. While you shake your head.
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The Buzz: Keeping our head above an atmospheric river of news
Trump hosts at the Kennedy Center and gets his own ballsy trophy, and Marco Rubio goes after ‘woke’…
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The Buzz: ‘Rage bait’ word of the year; and, the next three, too
The Oxford English Dictionary said the term has tripled in use. Good thing it’s sold in bulk.
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The Buzz: Where the only thing worthy of pardon are the turkeys
Pass the leftovers; including reheated pardons, incivility, accusations of sedition and architectural sins.
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The Buzz: Quiet, piggies; here’s your slop of news
Now begins the impatient wait for the release of the Epstein files. Or ‘Love is Blind.’ We forget…
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The Buzz: Shutdown? What shutdown? We’ got 20,000 emails to read.
Trump was tired of talking about affordability, until emails from a former friend were released.
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The Buzz: Well, that election euphoria didn’t last long
Democrats were celebrating election wins Tuesday. And then looked at the year on the calendar.
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The Buzz: We leave for a few days and all hell breaks loose
OK, it was breaking loose long before our vacation, but, still, somebody actually gave Trump a crown?
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The Buzz: We were hoping they were talking about Bugs Bunny
A cease-fire in Gaza. The government shutdown. OK, big deals, but what about the Super Bowl halftime show?
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The Buzz: Pete, couldn’t this have been a Signal group chat?
President Trump and Pete Hegseth dress down military officials and alert Portland’s naked bike riders.
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The Buzz: We’re still here; so why did you miss the rapture?
We were hoping to see UN delegates from ‘s***hole countries’ lifted into heaven during Trump’s address.
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The Buzz: What Charlie Kirk got right about our rights
Freedom of speech was just that to the conservative activist. He invited a sharing of perspectives. Here’s ours:
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The Buzz: If you’ve wondered what the Founders would say, ask AI
An AI John Adams seems only to be missing a MAGA hat. Should we ask him about the…