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A study says seniors most frequently share fake news. We’re counting on you to post this to Facebook.
A look back at the best of fake news for 2018 (or at least what we could copy and paste).
And we were this close to making it through a column without a fruitcake joke.
Trump declares there’s no ‘Smocking Gun,’ but something’s to blame for all these lame ducks.
Too bad about the bear spray and that Amazon robot; and it was up for Employee of the Quarter, too.
It’s beginning to look a lot like a Stephen King movie at the White House.
Interested in my wardrobe of voting disguises? See my Craigslist ad.
See this ‘I voted’ sticker? It’s my license to complain.
Thanks. Now, go behind that brick wall and poke all the packages with this stick.
O, Canada, you’re stoned and staring at your hands.
Apologies, love letters and raises for everybody.
You’re not laughing at us; you’re laughing with us, right?
Never mind the Supreme Court; we want to work in a lab and watch animals get stoned.
In solidarity with the residents of the Carolinas, we’re wearing our high-water pants.
We haven’t had this much fun since trying to guess who Deep Throat was.
Suprisingly, our resume was rejected for a job opening at the White House press office.
The smoke cleared long enough for us to see what happened in the news. It can come back now.
Read this before our security clearance is pulled.
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Witch season! Wabbit season! Which season?