The Buzz

The Buzz: ‘Rage bait’ word of the year; and, the next three, too

The Oxford English Dictionary said the term has tripled in use. Good thing it’s sold in bulk.

 

The Buzz: Where the only thing worthy of pardon are the turkeys

Pass the leftovers; including reheated pardons, incivility, accusations of sedition and architectural sins.

 

The Buzz: Quiet, piggies; here’s your slop of news

Now begins the impatient wait for the release of the Epstein files. Or ‘Love is Blind.’ We forget which.

 

The Buzz: Shutdown? What shutdown? We’ got 20,000 emails to read.

Trump was tired of talking about affordability, until emails from a former friend were released.

The Buzz: Well, that election euphoria didn’t last long

Democrats were celebrating election wins Tuesday. And then looked at the year on the calendar.

The Buzz: We leave for a few days and all hell breaks loose

OK, it was breaking loose long before our vacation, but, still, somebody actually gave Trump a crown?

The Buzz: We were hoping they were talking about Bugs Bunny

A cease-fire in Gaza. The government shutdown. OK, big deals, but what about the Super Bowl halftime show?

The Buzz: Pete, couldn’t this have been a Signal group chat?

President Trump and Pete Hegseth dress down military officials and alert Portland’s naked bike riders.

The Buzz: We’re still here; so why did you miss the rapture?

We were hoping to see UN delegates from ‘s***hole countries’ lifted into heaven during Trump’s address.

The Buzz: What Charlie Kirk got right about our rights

Freedom of speech was just that to the conservative activist. He invited a sharing of perspectives. Here’s ours:

The Buzz: If you’ve wondered what the Founders would say, ask AI

An AI John Adams seems only to be missing a MAGA hat. Should we ask him about the week’s events?

The Buzz: We’d change our logo, too, but first we’d have to get one

The president has outlawed burning the U.S. flag, and that goes especially for you hot-headed Danes.

The Buzz: Has Trump been told of Heaven’s membership fees?

Sure, it’s exclusive, but St. Peter is eager to hear his ideas for redecorating the place.

The Buzz: America Held Hostage by Epstein Files: Day 184

America’s news cycle has been held captive by the Epstein files for a good half year. Today’s updates:

The Buzz: All aboard the Crazy Train for a faux news week

Someone’s going off the rails, trying to distract attention away from the Epstein files.

The Buzz: Can we please stop talking about Jeffrey Epstein?

Yeah, I didn’t think so. It’s hard to brand something as a hoax when you won’t stop talking abou it.

The Buzz: What the mainstream media don’t want you to know

They’re not, but we just liked how that looked at the top of the page and thought you’d read it.

The Buzz: Flush with BBB tax breaks? Hit the Trump Store.

The rest of you can grab a spot under the bus the GOP has thrown you and enjoy the ride.

The Buzz: ‘Your majesty, the peasants are revolting!’

Well, that’s a little harsh, but we’re sure the ‘No Kings’ protesters clean up well after their marches.

The Buzz: As long as we’re all going to die, might as well laugh

Split you sides as Elon and Trump split the sheets. And Sen. Debbie Downer lightens the mood at a town hall.