‘Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.”
Does that saying sound familiar … but you just can’t pinpoint why?
Maybe it was while driving down Boeing Freeway near Evergreen Way in Everett.
Right! The Dunn Lumber signboard.
Every week the lumber folks put up new sayings to make us mull, reflect, laugh or ponder along our way to wherever we’re going.
Assistant manager Billy McMillen selects the maxims, adages, saws and aphorisms from a pool of sources.
He was watching SpongeBob with his kids when he heard the sea sponge say: “I don’t want to face my fears. I’m afraid of them.”
Yep, that went up on the sign.
Sayings come from scholars, pundits and other Dunn Lumber stores with signboards.
The unsung heroes are the lumber yard guys who put up the words. Hoisted by a forklift in a safety cage, they attach the flimsy plastic letters using a simple pole with suction cup.
“They really work hard,” McMillen said. “They put them up in rain and snow. When it’s 30 degrees they are 20 feet in the air. That’s the hard part.”
The new yard guy gets to do it, said yard foreman Craig Larson. It takes about 45 minutes, once they master the pole device and how to turn a V into an A with black tape when an extra vowel is needed.
A different saying goes on each side of the sign. People complain if they don’t change the sayings every week or if there’s a mistake.
“We put up, ‘Come to Dunn Lumber’ and it had our phone number for the store and we actually screwed it up and somebody told us, ‘Hey, that phone number’s wrong,’” Larson said.
The saying “Free High Fives” was a hit. People came in giving high fives.
Do they ever run out of ideas?
Funny you should ask.
They would totally take suggestions.
Got a favorite phrase? Send it to firstname.lastname@example.org or stop by the store at 425 E. Casino Road in Everett.
Signs change on Mondays. Maybe it will be yours.
As for the “time flies” line, Wikipedia says it’s used in linguistics as an example of a garden path sentence or syntactic ambiguity, and in word play as an example of punning, double entendre and antanaclasis.
It’s also a Groucho Marx quote.
— Andrea Brown (@reporterbrown) December 2, 2014