Headline contest: Readers flush with jokes about broken space toilet

Good news all around: Astronauts on the international space station are no longer crossing their legs and, much closer to home, some area residents had a little fun at spacemen’s expense.

A $15.6 million international space station toilet broke Sunday, at a time when there are a record number of people in space.

Fortunately for the astronauts, crew members were able to add parts to the commode Monday, and it’s up and running. To the 13 crew members’ relief.

We asked readers Monday to try their hands at headlines for the original story. Enjoy chuckling at the results, and our thanks to those who played along.

  • Outhouse goes out in outer space

    Curtis Sims, Lake Stevens

  • All this space and nowhere to go

    Kevin

  • Playing musical potty chairs in space: Priceless

    Dee Johnson, Everett

  • Russian pot tanks, little relief in site

    ‘Head’ down: Specialists ‘Russian’ to rescue

    Lowell Bailey, Everett

  • When the s!@# hits the fan, NASA is not backed up

    Ross de Jong, Snohomish

  • To pee or not to pee, that is the question

    Jim Pulliam, Snohomish

  • Astronauts can’t fix toilet; may have to bag it

    Jim Rock, Monroe

  • NASA Mission Control orders bowel control

    Brook Chesterfield, Arlington

  • Be it ever so humble, there’s no commode like a working commode

    Jeff Thorngren, Lake Stevens

  • Much ado about the space station loo

    Karen Pauley, Everett

  • Hold it! Wait your turn!

    Nora Martinez, Bothell

  • Astronauts poo-poo mission

    Astronauts plunge into job

    Astronauts take the plunge

    Commode kaput; space station in deep doo-doo

    Bubble, bubble … toil-et trouble

    Flushless in space

    Space Station Out (of Order) House

    Plumbing the depths of space

    Plumbing reaches new heights

    Grace Castle, Everett

    Linda Averill, Marysville

  • NASA and Webster’s Dictionary announce new definition for “floaters”

    Tami Bartlett, Marysville

  • Herald flushes news; potty humor swamps newsroom
  • Chester Needham, Lynnwood

    Talk to us

    > Give us your news tips.

    > Send us a letter to the editor.

    > More Herald contact information.

    More in Local News

    Olivia Vanni / The Herald 
The Mukilteo Lighthouse. Built in 1906, it’s one of the most iconic landmarks in Snohomish County.
The Mukilteo Lighthouse. Built in 1906, it’s one of the most iconic landmarks in Snohomish County. (Olivia Vanni / The Herald)
    Mukilteo mayor vetoes council-approved sales tax

    The tax would have helped pay for transportation infrastructure, but was also set to give Mukilteo the highest sales tax rate in the state.

    Marysville Mayor Jon Nehring gives the state of the city address at the Marysville Civic Center on Wednesday, Jan. 31, 2024, in Marysville, Washington. (Ryan Berry / The Herald)
    Marysville council approves interim middle housing law

    The council passed the regulations to prevent a state model code from taking effect by default. It expects to approve final rules by October.

    x
    State audit takes issue with Edmonds COVID grant monitoring

    The audit report covered 2023 and is the third since 2020 that found similar issues with COVID-19 recovery grant documentation.

    Bothell
    Bothell man pleads guilty to sexual abuse of Marysville middle schoolers

    The man allegedly sexually assaulted three students in exchange for vapes and edibles in 2022. His sentencing is set for Aug. 29.

    Larsen talks proposed Medicaid cuts during Compass Health stop in Everett

    Compass Health plans to open its new behavioral health center in August. Nearly all of the nonprofit’s patients rely on Medicaid.

    Snohomish County Health Department Director Dennis Worsham on Tuesday, June 11, 2024 in Everett, Washington. (Olivia Vanni / The Herald)
    Snohomish County Health Department director tapped as WA health secretary

    Dennis Worsham became the first director of the county health department in January 2023. His last day will be July 3.

    Police Cmdr. Scott King answers questions about the Flock Safety license plate camera system on Thursday, June 5, 2025 in Mountlake Terrace, Washington. (Olivia Vanni / The Herald)
    Mountlake Terrace approves Flock camera system after public pushback

    The council approved the $54,000 license plate camera system agreement by a vote of 5-2.

    Community members gather for the dedication of the Oso Landslide Memorial following the ten-year remembrance of the slide on Friday, March 22, 2024, at the Oso Landslide Memorial in Oso, Washington. (Ryan Berry / The Herald)
    The Daily Herald garners 6 awards from regional journalism competition

    The awards recognize the best in journalism from media outlets across Alaska, Idaho, Montana, Oregon and Washington.

    The pathway at Matt Hirvela Bicentennial Park is completed Sunday, Oct. 8, 2023, in Mountlake Terrace, Washington. (Ryan Berry / The Herald)
    Lynnwood light rail leads to new trees in Mountlake Terrace

    Mountlake Terrace replaced trees removed during construction of the Lynnwood light rail… Continue reading

    Riverfront Everett in Everett, Washington on Thursday, Oct. 5, 2023. (Annie Barker / The Herald)
    Everett council extends deadline for riverfront grocery store

    A city agreement requires the land owners to bring a grocer there. Developers say more housing units need to be built to attract one to the site.

    A firefighter with Sky Valley Fire sprays water on a hotspot Wednesday, Sept. 14, 2022, along U.S. 2 as the Bolt Creek fire continues to burn between Index and Skykomish. (Peter Mongillo / Snohomish Regional Fire and Rescue)
    Snohomish County releases draft of wildfire protection plan

    Community members can submit feedback and questions online through July.

    Snow dusts the treeline near Heather Lake Trailhead in the area of a disputed logging project on Tuesday, April 11, 2023, outside Verlot, Washington. (Ryan Berry / The Herald)
    Utah Senator pulls public lands provision from tax bill

    The original proposal would have put federal land in Snohomish County up for sale.

    Support local journalism

    If you value local news, make a gift now to support the trusted journalism you get in The Daily Herald. Donations processed in this system are not tax deductible.