Upon reading the recent article on rising temperatures on Mars (“The ‘ice age’ on Red Planet may be history,” Dec. 7), any self-respecting ecologist would have to come to the conclusion that they are still using freon in their air-conditioners and refrigerators on Mars. What the heck is the matter with those dumb Martians anyway? Just look at what “global warming” did to our dinasaurs! Some people just never learn.
Perhaps we should send some of our global experts up there (over there?) to show them how they are destroying their planet. We seem to have a great surplus of experts, so they wouldn’t be missed. Not by me, anyway.