Banana Fana Fo Fana

A New Zealand judge made a 9-year-old girl a ward of the court for the sole purpose of changing her name. The girl went by Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii, which was better than how other Kiwi kids have fared, such as Number 16 Bus Shelter.

We’d suggest the judge expand his ruling to the children of celebrity parents, but there isn’t a courtroom big enough. Sorry about that, Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily.

Have you driven a Kuga lately? Hit by heavy losses as Americans shun trucks and SUVs, Ford is furiously retooling its U.S. plants to build the smaller cars it’s been building in Europe. Americans can look forward to driving Fiestas, Kugas, Mondeos and a small minivan aptly named Number 16 Bus.

Don’t step on my green-soled shoes: A Bothell company has launched a new running shoe with a biodegradeable sole. An additive encourages microbes to dissolve the sole in 25 years, rather than the 1,000 years it takes most shoes to degrade in a landfill. The other option for quickly destroying a shoe is to allow it to remain in contact with the unwashed sock of a teenage boy.

Talk to us

> Give us your news tips.

> Send us a letter to the editor.

> More Herald contact information.

More in Opinion

toon
Editorial cartoons for Sunday, May 18

A sketchy look at the news of the day.… Continue reading

Wildfire smoke builds over Darrington on Friday, Sept. 11, 2020 in Darrington, Wa. (Olivia Vanni / The Herald)
Editorial: Loss of research funds threat to climate resilience

The Trump administration’s end of a grant for climate research threatens solutions communities need.

In the summer of 2021, members of the Skagit River System Cooperative counted fish in the restored estuary of Leque Island near Stanwood. What they found was encouraging. (Chuck Taylor / The Herald) 20210817
Comment: Ignoring the climate choice to adapt or die

The loss of funding for climate adaptation science will leave regions to weather impacts on their own.

Reverse Congress librarian’s unjust firing

I am beyond heartbroken by the unceremonious firing of Dr. Carla Hayden,… Continue reading

Should states handle issue of immigration?

OK, here we go again. The southern states have been screaming ‘states’… Continue reading

Candidates without opponents should decline donations

No candidates registered to run against Jared Mead or Nate Nehring for… Continue reading

Why does Trump need three 747s?

If children can make do with two dolls instead of 30 while… Continue reading

No doubt about what Trump is doing to nation

There is no doubt about it. The Trump administration is in reality… Continue reading

Among the programs sponsored by Humanities Washington was a Prime Time Family Reading Event at the Granite Falls Sno-Isle Library in March. (Rachel Jacobson)
Comment: Loss of humanities grants robs us of connections

The loss of $10 million in humanities funding in the state diminishes what celebrates human creativity.

Comment: Democrats’ tax plan aimed at ‘villain,’ hit consumers

The governor should veto a B&O tax increase that will hit food prices at stores and restaurants.

Comment: Compare tax choices of 3 states and watch what happens

Idaho and Montana cut their taxes. Washington raised taxes to historic levels. Will an exodus result?

Sarah Weiser / The Herald
Air Force One touches ground Friday morning at Boeing in Everett.
PHOTO SHOT 02172012
Editorial: There’s no free lunch and no free Air Force One

Qatar’s offer of a 747 to President Trump solves nothing and leaves the nation beholden.

Support local journalism

If you value local news, make a gift now to support the trusted journalism you get in The Daily Herald. Donations processed in this system are not tax deductible.