For many cougars, it’s one night only

“Cougars” — middle-age women on the prowl for younger men — manage to snare plenty of dates with their prey but seldom capture a long-term commitment.

If you’re a cougar, The Buzz says that’s good news for you. You don’t want to reach your retirement about the same time as your younger husband hits his midlife crisis and buys a Corvette.

iFlop: Everyone loves the iPhone — except the Chinese. That’s probably because the devices sell for as much as $1,100 in China and don’t have Wi-Fi Internet capability.

Apple can still capture the vast Chinese market — if it releases an updated iPhone that plays pirated DVD movies.

Got diabetes? The dairy industry has launched a campaign to get sweetening-laden chocolate milk served to school kids.

Sure, anti-obesity activists aren’t happy, but The Buzz can just picture all those joyous, chubby faces in the lunch line.

Just remember, kids: If you get chocolate milk at your school, don’t thank Farmer Fred — thank Lobbyist Larry.

— Mark Carlson, Herald staff

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