If only…
Continuing their purge of first-round draft picks from the Bill Bavasi era, the Mariners sent inconsistent pitcher Brandon Morrow to the Blue Jays on Tuesday.
Meanwhile, in an alternate universe where stupid decisions are always rectified and everything turns out great every time, the M’s traded Morrow to the Giants for Tim Lincecum.
David vs. Goliath: A court ruled Tuesday that Microsoft violated a Canadian company’s patent, and issued an injunction preventing the sale of Word and Office 2007.
Microsoft’s also in trouble with the Republic of Elbonia, which claims the software giant stole its design for Windows Vista.
Look under the couch cushions: The average American can’t account for about $21 a week due to slipshod personal spending, a recent survey says.
In a related study, the average American can’t account for anything that happened after about 11:30 p.m. during a visit to the T.G.I. Friday’s by the airport last Wednesday.
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