Pork out
Ever wonder what a McRib tastes like? Now’s your chance to try one of the cleverly marketed sandwiches, at all 14,000 McDonald’s locations nationwide.
The promotion will run through Nov. 14, at which time McDonald’s presumably will exhaust the nation’s supply of ground-pork patties shaped like little rib-lets.
Stimulus: Turns out the key to recovery in the nation’s housing market may be asleep in your basement. Some analysts argue that twenty-somethings living with their parents eventually will save enough money for places of their own — or simply wear out their welcomes and get the boot. Either way, an uptick in housing demand would ensue.
In related news, the Obama administration called on the nation’s parents of twenty-somethings to help stimulate the housing market by canceling their cable TV and Internet service.
Shop smart: Want to eat more healthfully? Shop the perimeter of the supermarket, where fresh food is found, and avoid the perimeter, home to processed food products.
In related news, the Obama administration called on the nation’s parents of twenty-somethings to help stimulate the housing market by halting all purchases of Hot Pockets, especially the Fiesta Nacho Bites kind.
— Mark Carlson, Herald staff
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