Put me in (as) coach

The baseball bloodletting continued Thursday with the announcement that the Seattle Mariners had fired manager John McLaren. That’s three M’s officials fired since June 9. Should the firings continue as consistently as the Mariners lose, expect the front office to name a ball girl as interim manager.

Disney has the rights to the movie and has cast Miley Cyrus as the manager and Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson as the befuddled power hitter.

No shirt, no shoes, no paycheck: If your employees are showing up to work in tank tops and cutoffs, then your office isn’t in Western Washington. But for those employers whose staffers are ignoring the dress code and baring belly buttons, it could be you don’t have a dress code, says small-business columnist Joyce Rosenberg.

Allow us to help with a simplified policy. Print out the following oath and have your employees sign and date it:

I, (name), promise to show up to work each day dressed as if Mom had seen me before I walked out the door, which means a clean, sensible shirt/blouse, matching slacks/skirt and clean underwear, not the pair with holes that I wear on laundry day.

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