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Do Carhartts come in orange? The feds continued to keep their distance at a wildlife refuge on the frozen high desert of eastern Oregon on Monday, two days after an anti-government militia group seized the refuge’s visitors center.

The Buzz suggests that one non-violent way to resolve the standoff would be to build a razor-wire fence around the building and rename it “GITMO Oregon Annex.”

You can have any color as long as it’s red: Ferrari, maker of exotic Italian sports cars, has begun a new era as a stand-alone company trading on the stock market under the ticker symbol RACE.

A much more appropriate symbol would have been MIDLIFECRISIS, but ticker symbols can’t be longer than four characters.

I’ll have no backtalk from you, Unit No. XXL572.44: LG has made a new robotic vacuum cleaner that will redo its work if you tell it, “You missed a spot.”

If they want to make the robot more humanlike, they’ll program it to roll its eyes and sigh heavily before vacuuming the missed spot. Then it would not say a word or make any eye contact during dinner.

— Mark Carlson, Herald staff

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FILE — In this Sept. 17, 2020 file photo, provided by the Idaho Department of Fish and Game, Chelbee Rosenkrance, of the Idaho Department of Fish and Game, holds a male sockeye salmon at the Eagle Fish Hatchery in Eagle, Idaho. Wildlife officials said Tuesday, Aug. 10, 2021, that an emergency trap-and-truck operation of Idaho-bound endangered sockeye salmon, due to high water temperatures in the Snake and Salomon rivers, netted enough fish at the Granite Dam in eastern Washington, last month, to sustain an elaborate hatchery program. (Travis Brown/Idaho Department of Fish and Game via AP, File)
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