The Donald’s hair is unflappable

The hopes of hairstylists everywhere were dashed Sunday when Donald Trump got to keep his not-so-derring ’do after winning a “hair match” at Wrestlemania, giving him the right to shave the head of World Wrestling Entertainment owner Vince McMahon (http://www.heraldnet.com/stories/07/04/02/100wir_a2trump001.cfm).

The outcome is hardly a surprise, though, since Trump’s little-loved locks appear to be invincible.

A hit from “Stone Cold” Steve Austin left the mogul dazed on the mat, but his hair never even flinched.

Airline service is getting worse, says a new report that found more bags are being lost, more passengers are getting bumped, and more flights are being delayed (http://www.heraldnet.com/stories/07/04/02/100wir_a5airlines001.cfm).

This means there’s a greater likelihood that you’ll get up at 5 a.m., trudge shoeless through security, wait an extra two hours for your flight, miss your connection and arrive in the middle of the night, only to discover you’ll have no clean underwear the next day.

It’s difficult to understand why airlines are having financial issues.

Let’s hope they don’t get any ideas from a man arrested Saturday for allegedly putting two of his four children in the trunk because the car was too small to hold all six family members (http://www.heraldnet.com/stories/07/04/02/100wir_a6trunk001.cfm).

Sure, minivans are expensive, but they’re probably cheaper than doing time in the clink.

— Katie Mayer, Herald staff

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