The SS No-Host Bar

With 15 percent gratuity added: Aiming to keep smuggled alcohol off ships, Carnival Cruise Line has banned passengers from bringing bottled water and soda pop.

New motto for Carnival: “If your friends could see you now, they’d say, ‘You’re gonna need a second job to pay off that bar tab.’”

Keeping up with youth: In a bid to stay relevant to their young-skewing customers, Taco Bell executives are boning up on what they’re told is millennial lingo, such as “on fleek,” which is said to mean “on point” and which a Taco Bell executive mispronounced as “on cleek” during a meeting with industry analysts.

Turns out “on cleek” is a medical term for what happens to one’s gastrointestinal tract after eating a Taco Bell Crunchwrap Supreme.

Don’t know much about history: On this day in 1938, Johnny Vander Meer of the Cincinnati Reds threw the first of what would be back-to-back no-hitters.

Vander Meer’s feat has never been duplicated and seems safe — unless some pitcher talks his manager into letting him throw back-to-back games against the Seattle Mariners.

— Mark Carlson, Herald staff

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