Time to Hulk out: Two seasons of “The Incredible Hulk” TV series are coming out on DVD. David Banner always warned people not to make him angry, but did they listen? No, they were always cutting in front of him in line or giving him a window seat when he specifically asked for the aisle. A few more things that might make him lose his cool:

German boy bands: Hide your blond, blue-eyed daughters — Tokio Hotel is trying to invade America. The band is a huge success in the Fatherland. Perhaps if they’re cute enough, American girls will capitulate to their plan for world domination.

Rudeness on the train: Dear Abby is asked why men no longer give up their seats to women. This one’s easy. Men would be chivalrous, but next thing you know, women would expect us to start paying for everything on dates again, and then we couldn’t afford “Girls Gone Wild” videos.

Uncomfortable shoes: Brides-to-be are being advised not to sacrifice comfort when choosing shoes for the big day. Seriously, when you pass out from being crammed into a corset that’s made for a supermodel, you don’t want your feet to hurt.