Wash your mouth out!

Some state school districts are piping in BusRadio on their school buses.

The music is clean, no bad words or age-inappropriate lyrics — at least not as it comes out of the speakers. No guarantee is made on the lyric’s cleanliness once the boys in the back row add in their own “creative” touch.

Speaking of music, two local sisters are working on songs that can be personalized with children’s names. And no, boys in the back seat, your suggested “names” will not be added to their songs.

Just call her the queen of plastic surgery. A model in Brazil is getting ready for her 42nd plastic surgery, this time adding nylon wires to her eyes to give them an Asian-looking slant. Apparently her mother never put her hair in a ponytail for her. Otherwise she’d know a too-tight braid would do the same thing, and for thousands of dollars less.

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