HARTSDALE, N.Y. – God, apparently, is no Emeril.

The Bible contains just one true recipe, for a bread of wheat, barley and lentils cooked over a fire made from burning human excrement. The ingredients were a direct revelation from the Almighty to the priest Ezekiel.

The taste?

“Like moldy bean sprouts,” said the Rev. Rayner W. Hesse Jr., an Episcopal priest. “You don’t want to eat it. Never, ever. Let me emphasize that: Never.”

OK, Ezekiel bread is out. But what about the stew that Jacob cooked in the Book of Genesis?

It was a lentil stew, the Scriptures record, and it smelled so good that Jacob’s brother, Esau, traded his inheritance for a bowl of it. Ancient scribes did not record Jacob’s recipe. Hesse has always wished they had.

So four years ago, he set out to re-create Jacob’s lentils – and other famous biblical meals – with the help of his partner, Anthony F. Chiffolo, editorial director of a nonfiction publishing house. The couple’s curiosity led them on a theological, historical and culinary quest that would expand their understanding of Scripture and introduce them to such novelties as curdled camel’s milk and crispy lotus root.

Hesse, 51, and Chiffolo, 47, combed seminary libraries and pored over at least 60 translations of the Old and New Testaments to figure out who ate what – and make an educated guess as to how the dishes were spiced.

They have packaged their findings in an encyclopedic new book, “Cooking With the Bible: Biblical Food, Feasts and Lore.”

Essays explore the religious and cultural significance of 18 passages that revolve around meals, such as King David’s wedding or the feast to celebrate the return of the prodigal son. Hesse and Chiffolo then present an imagined menu for each occasion. The recipes use modern kitchen equipment – no need to fry the fish on hot stones – but draw heavily on ingredients mentioned in the Bible or known to have been available in the ancient Middle East.

There are recipes for stewed ox meat, dried fig cake, barley-apricot salad and baked sardines with sesame sauce, as well as the proverbial manna from heaven.

The ancient Hebrews are thought to have used the term “manna” to describe dried algae – or perhaps insect secretions – that they baked into sticky pancakes. They lived on the stuff during their 40 years in desert exile, but didn’t much like it.

“Think of the fish we used to eat free in Egypt, the cucumbers, melons, leeks, onions and garlic!” they wailed, according to one translation of the Book of Numbers. “Here we are wasting away, stripped of everything; there is nothing but manna for us to look at!”

The modern version of manna is made with matzo flour, coriander leaves and sesame oil – and Hesse cheerfully admits it tastes like cardboard. He’s almost glad of the stale taste, however, because it brings the biblical account so vividly alive.

“You can see why they were complaining,” he said.

Hesse was wrist-deep in a bowl of brown dough as he spoke, shaping the batter into cookies redolent of anise, a spice used since ancient Egyptian days. Chiffolo was sauteing onions on an electric griddle, the smell filling the tiny kitchen with warmth. At the table, Peter Smith, a friend and parishioner, garnished a goat-cheese-and-honey pie with rings of fresh blackberries.

“We’re doing ‘Jesus Dines With the Pharisees,’” Hesse explained.

He and Chiffolo had invited several friends to a banquet inspired by the Gospel of Luke. In the text, Jesus is about to dine with members of a branch of Judaism known as the Pharisees. His hosts chide him for skipping a ritual hand-washing; Jesus responds with anger. He says that the Pharisees put on a show of piety, even giving a tenth of their wealth to the temple, but they do not truly honor God. The Bible records Jesus’ outburst this way: “Ye tithe mint and rue and all manner of herbs, and pass over judgment and the love of God.”

The Gospel does not list the menu for the meal, so Hesse and Chiffolo came up with their own by riffing on the herbs that the Pharisees held so dear. They used mint and rue (or, rather, parsley, because rue – from an evergreen shrub – can cause severe indigestion). They also created dishes using mint, garlic, pepper, anise and “za’tar,” a pungent mix of thyme, sesame seeds and sumac.

“We used every manner of herbs that they would have had at a first-century meal,” Hesse said.

The dining-room table, decorated with antique coins and miniature oil lamps, groaned with food: minted veal with summer squash, tuna baked with pistachios and dill, cucumber salad with mustard dressing. There was a bowl of pickled herring, a loaf of fresh-baked onion bread, a platter of dried dates and fresh figs. The smell was sumptuous.

Carol Vergara, a neighbor in this suburb an hour north of New York, took a wary bite of the goat-cheese-and-honey pie. It was delicately sweet, amazingly fluffy – and addictive. “I don’t know what I thought a biblical meal would be,” said Vergara, 53. “Loaves and fishes? What else do you associate with the Bible? Milk and honey?”

Neither Hesse nor Chiffolo has formal culinary training, but both have spent years experimenting in the kitchen.

To develop the cookbook, the couple spent hours online, studying Middle Eastern recipes – and then hours more at the stove, experimenting with variations.

They did not write a menu for the most well-known of biblical meals, the Last Supper.

“A little too sacred to touch,” Hesse said.

“I don’t think I ever understood until I did this research how central the meal is to Christianity, and how that tradition goes all the way back to Abraham,” Hesse said.

Try your hand at biblical snacks

Here are two simple recipes from the “Jesus Dines With the Pharisees” banquet in “Cooking With the Bible: Biblical Food, Feasts and Lore” by Anthony F. Chiffolo and Rayner W. Hesse Jr. The book is available online or from Greenwood Press.

1pound creamy sheep’s or goat’s milk cheese, room temperature

1/4cup honey, slightly warm

6tablespoons sugar

3eggs, lightly beaten

1teaspoon vanilla extract

Ground cinnamon, divided

1(9-inch) pie crust, frozen or fresh

Powdered sugar

Fresh seasonal berries

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Combine cheese with honey and mix well. Add sugar, eggs and vanilla and a bit of cinnamon.

Bake in pie crust for 30 to 35 minutes. Just before serving, sprinkle with a touch of cinnamon mixed with powdered sugar. Top with fresh berries. Best served warm.

6large cucumbers

3large sweet onions

2teaspoons ground mustard

1/4teaspoon cumin

1/2teaspoon parsley (the original recipe calls for rue, but that herb can cause severe indigestion and can be dangerous to some people, including pregnant and lactating women)

1/4cup pine nuts

2teaspoons honey

1/2cup cider vinegar

3garlic cloves

Peel cucumbers and slice into long strips. Place them in a stainless steel bowl. Finely chop onions and add to cucumbers.

In a food processor, grind mustard, cumin, parsley and pine nuts. Place herbs in a mixing cup and add honey and vinegar. Peel and press garlic cloves, adding them into the mixture. Pour mixture over the cucumbers and onions; cover.

Refrigerate for at least 1 hour. Serve cold.

– Los Angeles Times