Santa doesn’t shop at Despair.com, but maybe you should.

I can’t get enough of Despair.com, home of world’s best demotivational posters, mugs, calendars, desk toppers and T-shirts, all a decidedly cruel but incredibly brilliant mockery of Successories.

I know you’ve probably seen these before, but is there a better way for a cynic to take a lunch break, especially if you’re looking for a fun Christmas gift?

You can order custom or preprinted calendars and even laptop skins and gift certificates.

How could you go wrong?

There are some new concepts not to be missed in the T-shirt department, too, including this one that takes a poke at social media silliness.

But for now, here are some classics to whet your appetite:

• “Blogging: Never Before Have So Many People With So Little To Say Said So Much To So Few.”
• “Meetings: None Of Us Is As Dumb As All Of Us”
• “Winnners: Because Nothing Says “You’re A Loser” More Than Owning A Motivational Poster About Being A Winner.”

Indeed.