Wash your hands with Cuervo Gold: Still reeling from a sanitation scandal, burrito chain Chipotle now is trying to lure customers back with half-price margaritas and beer.
Special added bonus for Chipotle customers: Liberal amounts of alcohol can kill the norovirus germ.
Just say no: The Drug Enforcement Agency has decided to allow more research into marijuana’s possible medical uses, but is keeping it on the list of most dangerous drugs despite a growing legalization movement.
Sounds like the DEA leaders made their decision while under the influence of Chipotle margaritas, sushi and ice cream.
— Mark Carlson, Herald staff
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