Have you driven a Homer lately?

Alan Mulally, marketing genius: At first glance, it would seem a bad idea to dis one of your company’s cars and compare it to a doofus cartoon character. That’s what Mulally, Ford’s chief executive, and another Ford official did in saying the Taurus resembled the yellow-toned Homer Simpson.

Just wait until kids hear the comparison and beg Dad to buy a 2008 Homer. And imagine the additional hundreds of Dreamlifters that Boeing could have sold if Mulally, the former Boeing chief, had compared the bulbous modified 747 to a Far Side snake that had swallowed a cow.

Granny wants a little stimulus, too: Your $600 economic stimulus check could shrink to $500 if some in the Senate get their way and extend the distribution of cash to 20 million Americans on Social Security.

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What this means for the economy is fewer sales of flat-screen TVs and increased sales of the DVD box set, all 263 episodes, of “Murder, She Wrote.”

Chili Bowl XLII: Check out our food pages for suggestions on what to serve on Super Bowl Sunday.

Just remember to make it something that’s easy to clean from between couch cushions.

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