Let’s do the time warp again

Bring a newspaper; you’ll need it: The Historic Everett Theatre will inaugurate its classic movie series with a screening of the 1975 cult classic, “The Rocky Horror Picture Show,” on Saturday.

Having watched “Rocky Horror” at that very theater about 30 years ago — before it was “Historic,” and “theater” was spelled correctly — we hope the management has taken the extra step of applying Scotchgard to the carpeting and seats to protect them in the event of rice, toast, toilet paper and water pistols.

  • She turned me into a newt: Lawmakers in Romania’s senate have defeated a measure that would have taxed the earnings of witches and fortune tellers and would have held them liable for predictions that didn’t come true.

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    The president of the senate denied he felt undue pressure to kill the bill, emphasizing the point by shooting out his long, sticky toad tongue to grab a passing bug.

  • Shake a tail feather: A study by British behaviorists found that women are most attracted to male dancers with big flashy John Travolta-like moves, akin to “a peacock puffing out its tail,” said one researcher.

    Men, if you’re trying to attack attention, you have two choices: Learn how to dance well, or go see a Romanian witch about getting yourself a peacock’s tail.

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