The Buzz

The Buzz: We’d change our logo, too, but first we’d have to get one

The president has outlawed burning the U.S. flag, and that goes especially for you hot-headed Danes.

 

The Buzz: Has Trump been told of Heaven’s membership fees?

Sure, it’s exclusive, but St. Peter is eager to hear his ideas for redecorating the place.

 

The Buzz: America Held Hostage by Epstein Files: Day 184

America’s news cycle has been held captive by the Epstein files for a good half year. Today’s updates:

 

The Buzz: All aboard the Crazy Train for a faux news week

Someone’s going off the rails, trying to distract attention away from the Epstein files.

The Buzz: Can we please stop talking about Jeffrey Epstein?

Yeah, I didn’t think so. It’s hard to brand something as a hoax when you won’t stop talking abou it.

The Buzz: What the mainstream media don’t want you to know

They’re not, but we just liked how that looked at the top of the page and thought you’d read it.

The Buzz: Flush with BBB tax breaks? Hit the Trump Store.

The rest of you can grab a spot under the bus the GOP has thrown you and enjoy the ride.

The Buzz: ‘Your majesty, the peasants are revolting!’

Well, that’s a little harsh, but we’re sure the ‘No Kings’ protesters clean up well after their marches.

The Buzz: As long as we’re all going to die, might as well laugh

Split you sides as Elon and Trump split the sheets. And Sen. Debbie Downer lightens the mood at a town hall.

The Buzz: On the menu: tacos, tainted lettuce, free-range ostrich

While Trump was enjoying TACO Tuesday, RFK Jr. had his eye on a wobble of bird flu-stricken ostriches.

Honoring the memory of George “Norm” Wendt, raise a glass to The Boss and The Bossiest.

By Jon Bauer / Herald Opinion Editor We’ll start by hoisting a mug to the memory of actor George Wendt, who’s every entrance into the… Continue reading

The Buzz: What do you get for the man who wants everything?

If you’re looking to impress President Trump, better have a well-appointed luxury 747 on hand.

The Buzz: We have a new pope and Trump shtick that’s getting old

This week’s fashion question: Who wore the papal vestments better; Trump or Pope Leo XIV?

The Buzz: Imagine that; it’s our 100-day mark, too, Mr. President

Granted, you got more done, but we didn’t deport at 4-year-old U.S. citizen and cancer patient.

The Buzz: This week, the makeup tips of political powerbrokers

Who would have guessed that Kitara Revanche and Pete Hegseth used the same brand of concealer?

The Buzz: Is there an executive order to pause 401(k) losses?

Even during a busy week of imposing and pausing tariffs, Trump still found time for a shower.

The Buzz: Trump frees U.S. from economic tyranny of penguins

Oh, and he’s certain there are ways for him to run for a third term. And Elon who? Never heard the name.

The Buzz: Don’t mind me; I’m just waiting quietly for a scoop

BZ, here. No one you need to worry about; just go ahead with your chat about classified, top secret stuff.

The Buzz: Week’s news already busted its March Madness bracket

A civics lesson from the chief justice, bird flu-palooza, the JFK papers and new ice cream flavors.

The Buzz: Trump deserved a good paddlin’; that’s not what he got

Democrats, when you’re up a creek and have a paddle, use it for something other than a tepid protest.