The Buzz

The Buzz: ‘Your majesty, the peasants are revolting!’

Well, that’s a little harsh, but we’re sure the ‘No Kings’ protesters clean up well after their marches.

 

The Buzz: As long as we’re all going to die, might as well laugh

Split you sides as Elon and Trump split the sheets. And Sen. Debbie Downer lightens the mood at a town hall.

 

The Buzz: On the menu: tacos, tainted lettuce, free-range ostrich

While Trump was enjoying TACO Tuesday, RFK Jr. had his eye on a wobble of bird flu-stricken ostriches.

 

Honoring the memory of George “Norm” Wendt, raise a glass to The Boss and The Bossiest.

By Jon Bauer / Herald Opinion Editor We’ll start by hoisting a mug to the memory of actor George Wendt, who’s every entrance into the… Continue reading

The Buzz: What do you get for the man who wants everything?

If you’re looking to impress President Trump, better have a well-appointed luxury 747 on hand.

The Buzz: We have a new pope and Trump shtick that’s getting old

This week’s fashion question: Who wore the papal vestments better; Trump or Pope Leo XIV?

The Buzz: Imagine that; it’s our 100-day mark, too, Mr. President

Granted, you got more done, but we didn’t deport at 4-year-old U.S. citizen and cancer patient.

The Buzz: This week, the makeup tips of political powerbrokers

Who would have guessed that Kitara Revanche and Pete Hegseth used the same brand of concealer?

The Buzz: Is there an executive order to pause 401(k) losses?

Even during a busy week of imposing and pausing tariffs, Trump still found time for a shower.

The Buzz: Trump frees U.S. from economic tyranny of penguins

Oh, and he’s certain there are ways for him to run for a third term. And Elon who? Never heard the name.

The Buzz: Don’t mind me; I’m just waiting quietly for a scoop

BZ, here. No one you need to worry about; just go ahead with your chat about classified, top secret stuff.

The Buzz: Week’s news already busted its March Madness bracket

A civics lesson from the chief justice, bird flu-palooza, the JFK papers and new ice cream flavors.

The Buzz: Trump deserved a good paddlin’; that’s not what he got

Democrats, when you’re up a creek and have a paddle, use it for something other than a tepid protest.

The Buzz: Five things, two pillars and a second royal invitation

Elon Musk has 2.3 million emails to read, while White House reporters get a new fashion accessory.

The Buzz: Hey, wait for us; we love a good beef

Trump attacks Zelensky. Steven Bannon attacks Elon Musk. And a duck draws fire from Don Jr.

The Buzz: When you gotta boogie, best to shake it off, kid

A pasquidadian review of the week’s news.

The Buzz: Why, no, we have complete trust in Elon Musk

But whatever he and Trump are doing to the country, could they please wish it into the cornfield?

The Buzz: While Trump floods the zone, here’s a trickle of snark

By Jon Bauer / Herald Opinion Editor Fortunately for us, wiseacre satire requires no confirmation hearing before the U.S. Seante: Shhh, you’ll ‘woke’ the kids:… Continue reading

The Buzz: A sense of humor only mom could love; OK, tolerate

That President Trump calls losing $1.17 billion, ‘sport,’ actually explains a lot.

The Buzz: A black hole from which politics cannot escape

Piece of cake, Julian Assange; you’re used to spending years indoors.